Total Medals Earned: 251 (From 55 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,710 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (100/225 points)
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Rescue NeNe.
Beat the game!
Rescue Darnell.
Medals Earned: 7/16 (100/500 points)
View the entire end-game movie.
Find 6 bottles.
View the high scores.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Enter the super secret level code.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 3/17 (60/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (225/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)
Activate both cores of Planet I.
Activate both cores of Planet II.
Activate all four cores and reconnect the data beam.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (55/155 points)
Level Up once.
Defeat The Beard
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Start already!
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (65/500 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Let history take its course.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Survive for 250 hours.
Chain 4 explosions.
